Not that anyone wants to know, but . . .

You know you're an interior design major when . . .

1. You judge stores by their foam core.

2. You buy 20 sheets of foam core at a time.

3. One of your absolute favorite jokes from Queer as Folk is ". . .more like a Tijuana chair."

4. You analyze the architecture on Lord of the Rings on every viewing.

5. You sputter in disbelief at the portrayal of designers on Will & Grace. (Particularly the one where Karen designs someone's apartment. I mean, come on, programming to completion in one day?! But I digress . . .)

6. You get distracted by the set design while watching Smallville despite the presence of extremely hot guys.

7. You mentally redecorate the homes of family and friends every time you visit them.

8. You've been given a bootlegged copy of AutoCAD. Twice.

9. You mentally dissect the anachronisms present in the set design of a high school theater production.

10. You keep yourself awake at night figuring at how to draw furniture on the computer in 3D.

11. Your greatest goal in life is to own a Barcelona Chair.

12. Everyone you know expects you to help them pick out paint colors.

13. You have a drafting callous on your thumb.

14. All cars are judged on their ability to easily transport mat board.